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Zeb Alford • September 26, 2025

September 26, 2025

Dirty Cars & Lost Dates: A Cautionary Tale

 Let’s be honest—your car is gross. We’re not judging, but when your backseat looks like a fast food graveyard and your cupholders resemble science experiments, it might be time to panic. Or better yet, call Clean Zs Mobile Detailing.


We once saw a guy get ghosted on a date just because his car smelled like gym socks and regret. True story. Don’t be that guy. Your car is an extension of you. If it’s crusty, dusty, and musty, what message are you sending?


Clean Zs comes to YOU, which means no awkward waiting room time flipping through expired
Car & Driver magazines. We’ve turned horror-movie interiors into showroom shine in under an hour.


And yes, we’ve removed glitter, gum, pet hair, and even a mysterious 3-year-old fry. (RIP little guy.)


We use premium products, top-tier equipment, and enough elbow grease to make your grandma proud.


People
notice when your car is clean. They’ll say things like “Whoa, you detail this often?” and you’ll get to respond with “Nah, just Clean Zs.”


Our team is fast, friendly, and knows how to handle everything from “kid apocalypse” to “mud wrestling in the trunk.”


And because we’re mobile, we bring the spa treatment
to your driveway.
Don’t wait until a pigeon holds a grudge. Call Clean Zs.


We’ll make your ride so clean, you might start charging people just to sit in it.
Seriously—book a detail, impress your friends, and stop being known as “the guy with the crusty Civic.”


Your car deserves better. And so do you.

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