Bird Bombs & Tree Sap: Nature Hates Your Car
Zeb Alford • September 26, 2025

September 26, 2025

Why Squirrels Are Plotting Against Your Paint

Nature is coming for your car.


Have you noticed?

Trees, birds, bugs—they’re all launching attacks.


One day it’s clean.

The next, it looks like a Jackson Pollock painting… in bird poop.


Tree sap?

Nature’s way of saying, “Good luck, sucker.”

Bug guts?

Basically paint remover in disguise.


But don’t worry—Clean Zs is on the front lines.

We’ve got the tools, the chemicals, and the know-how to remove every natural disaster from your ride.


Your clear coat is sacred, and we treat it like royalty.

We hand wash, clay bar, and wax with the care of someone detailing a vintage Ferrari.


Even better? We come to you.

So while you're watching squirrels plot in your backyard, we’re out there fighting the good fight.


You don’t have to accept the “outdoor grime” lifestyle.

Your car deserves protection—and our sealant services help it fight back.


We’ve pulled sap off windshields like ninjas peeling tape.

Don’t let the pigeons win.


Make your car a shining rebellion against nature.

It might get dirty again—but next time, it’ll be ready.

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