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Zeb Alford • October 7, 2025

October 7, 2025

The Dirty Truth About Your Filthy Vehicle

When was the last time you saw the floor of your backseat? If you have to move stuff just to shift gears, it’s time to call Clean Z’s.


We’ve seen messes that could qualify for federal disaster relief.


Whether your car is a kid-hauler, dog-mobile, or your portable office, it’s still a vehicle—not a trash bin.


A dirty car doesn’t just look bad—it feels bad.


It’s like walking around in a wet sock all day. Just wrong.


Clean Z’s Mobile Detailing shows up wherever you are and turns your mess into a masterpiece.


We deep clean, shine, vacuum, condition, buff, and bless your car like it’s a sacred artifact.


Your cupholders won’t be sticky anymore. That in itself is worth calling us.


And yes, we will remove that ancient ketchup packet from under your seat.


Imagine giving someone a ride without apologizing for the mess.


Or finally taking that date without warning them about "the smell."


Our customers often say, “I forgot my car could look like this!”


We say, “You’re welcome. Now go show off.”


It’s time to stop riding dirty—literally.


Clean Z’s: We don’t judge, we just detail.

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